Hi there! I'm pre booking for Tues, Wed & Fri & hope to see you. Thanks!
I create my "punny" ads to bring a chuckle to your day. 2020 has been quite interesting, lol, so if I can get you away from all of that for a hour or more, then I'm a happy camper.
When you read my ad it gives you a first impression of whom I am, & I want that to be a positive one. I'm not one to post pics to lure you in, because those are a dime a dozen, but rather to give you a insight of whom will greet you & where you'll arrive. I'm often told that's why people initially contact me, because I look "safe, sane & trustworthy".
So if I'm the one you've been searching for, here I am. Lol!
My room looks exactly the way it does in my photos. It's immaculately clean, sanitized, & a huge space to simply relax in. I kid you not, you WON'T find a table more comfortable than mine. I get compliments on such daily.
Located in the east end, you'll arrive at a small but professional building where you'll have access to off street parking & a individual entrance. I clean daily so Covid or anything else you're concerned about is simply not a worry here.
No one likes to be rushed, so your time is unhurried, you won't be waiting in the room or on the table for forever, & I'm always prompt.
Flat rate, no hidden charges, & no expectations of tipping. Debit/ credit options that are billed professionally. Hour, 75 or 90 minutes are available.
I pride myself in the ability to provide much more than a body rub. Extensive experience, knowledge & training allows me the ability to relieve anything that stresses you.
If you would be so kind & contact me before 9 pm & introduce yourself, I'd appreciate it.
Mon~ Fri availability. I'll work around your schedule as much as I can.
Thank you for your time & I really look forward to seeing you.